One might actually need this ...

if one was a shabby lover. ;)

Fresh of Ebay.com.au - I can't make these things up!

When Barbie joined the Bandidos all sorts of mayhem ensued...

Shamelessly cribbed from the Yarn blog, this work comes from Extreme Craft.

Don't know who the Bandidos are? Find out more.

Yarn Onomatopoeia

One would think that the producer of arguably the best bamboo needles in the universe would, perhaps, check international word meanings BEFORE naming its yarns.

Or perhaps it did.

There is a touch of Mardi Gras about this yarn.

For the straight acting curious, here's the full colour range. Priscilla preserve us, there's even patterns. My personal favourite combines "Fling", "Poof", and "Squiggle" yarns.

*whimper*

Well.... overall I'd say its the ugliest thing i've ever seen. there arent words for this.