huh?

In the great tradition of house paint companies naming paint colours things like Spanky (blue) , Cattle Dog Cluster (grey) and Princess Porky Wazza Woo (made-up... but probably not far off) comes possibly the most confusing yarn colourway name ever:

Turtle Cheesecake.

Other contenders welcome. If there is a colourway or yarn name that made you laugh or just downright made your brain itch, post it in comments. Some sort of prize to the most inexplicable.

Peace,
Ms Spider