Friday, March 24, 2006

Surf's up!

For us and our friends in the Southern Hemisphere, days of lying on the beach in the sun will soon be at an end. But this need not mean the end of your tanned body presented in skimpy clothing! You can still attract surfer boys with this prize-winning crochet pattern!

Because nothing says 'sexy' like wearing sack-shaped sweaters with zero drape that make your arms look like giant orange sausages.

mmmmm, 1981, it was a good year.


At March 27, 2006 8:34 AM, Blogger Jejune said...

OMFG! This is, um... BAD. Yes, bad's the word for it... Good grief. What's next? The matching knitted tracky pants with alluring bikini bottoms stitched in?

At March 27, 2006 8:53 AM, Blogger Taphophile said...

This is SO wrong on so many different levels.

Cr***t, intarsia, the fact that the woman used fake tan on her jumper (the only way to explain the hideous orange colour), no belly button, unrealistic re-shaping of the adult female form... oh I could go on.

Good find, Spidey, it is truly abomnible.

At April 03, 2006 6:56 AM, Blogger larissa said...

Eek! I just wish I could read the text accompanying the photo... surely they're not serious??

At April 16, 2006 4:41 PM, Blogger knittydoll said...

HA! this is my favourite one so far.. by 'favourite' I mean most disgusting of course... :)


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